We asked 100,000 Troubletown fans what landmarks and accoutrements Hillary Clinton would use to portray herself as a stereotypical New Yorker. Here are the top sixteen responses: 1. Urine, in combination with a subway platform 2. bagels 3. a beaded, sweat-stained taxicab seat cover 4. Statue of Liberty hairstyle 5. A shark, submerged in a tank of formaldehyde 6. Hasidic jews 7. Reverend Al Sharpton 8. Corned beef sandwich 9. a sweat-stained Yankees cap 10. A Rikers Island prison tattoo 11. a slice of Stromboli every day during the campaign 12. Kills landfill earrings 13. a sweat-stained knish 14. pigeons 15. A semi-nude Ed Koch 16. Her own lame version of a David Letterman top ten list He's been criticized for not knowing names of foreign leaders. He's been called a mental lightweight. His college transcript reflects more of an interest in tequila poppers than term papers...but surely he MUST know SOMETHING... He's likely to be our next president! Q. What does George W. Bush know? [ previous polls | home ]