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| | | | | Offered to debate fictional Ally McBeal on skirt length appropriateness. Called karaoke a gutter religion. Made appearance on children's program Sesame Street, offered vice-presidential slot to a hand in a sock. Approved dress code at rifle ranges to curb youth violence. Confused Somalis with Smores. Contested a parking ticket because he thought "handicapped" referred to his golf game. Mispelled Kosovo with an "e" at embarrasing NATO conference. Said Hollywood must be held responsible for violent video games, waved copy of Quicken. Visited Boris Yeltsin, got dizzy from drinking Coke too fast. On his home state: "I'm proud of my Indiana heritage. In fact, I'd be honored to come to this year's Indianapolis 500 and throw out the first pitch." In the wake of Columbine, came out in support of censoring Marilyn Manson records, adding "she could be a pretty girl, if only she wouldn't wear so much make-up." What do YOU think he'll do next?
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